Wednesday, July 28, 2010

My Top Ten Movies - Sci-Fi/Fantasy

I hardly remember a time when science fiction wasn’t a big part of my life. One of the first non-picture books I can remember reading is Alexander Key’s The Forgotten Door, and I remember how much of a shock to my developing story-absorbing system it was. It starts with a young man who falls through some sort of time warp – I remember thinking that this must be a sequel to some other book, because up until then I had no idea that books could start anywhere other than the beginning! – and ends up on Earth. The details of the story are vague now, but I know that he was some sort of alien, arrived on Earth with telepathic powers, and has to evade the government to find his way home. I had never read anything like it, and have been soaking up the mythology of other worlds ever since. Here, then, is my list of the ten best examples of what people can come up with when they let all knowledge of what is known to be real fly out the window, and made up their own rules about what is possible.

1. Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

"He says the sun came out last night... he says it sang to him."

I was instantly hooked by that line, which comes at the tail end of Close Encounters' first scene. It was my introduction to the films of Steven Spielberg, and I've been in awe ever since. Now that we're far enough into the 21st century that we can begin to fully evaluate the 20th, it's amazing how many of his films stand as pinnacles of entire genres... Real-world horror? Jaws. Old-fashioned action/adventure? Raiders of the Lost Ark and Jurassic Park. The African-American experience? The Color Purple. The Holocaust? Schindler's List. The American view of WWII? Saving Private Ryan. Friendly alien encounters? E.T. and Close Encounters. He's got the highest batting average in all of Hollywood, and rightfully so. This was the first time I ever sat and stared at the screen in jaw-dropped wonder, and it's a feeling I've been chasing to re-experience ever since.

Close Encounters chronicles the build-up to mankind's first face-to-face meeting with alien intelligence. The interesting thing about it is that, even though the aliens' intentions are totally benign, the human view of their first attempts at contact come across as frightening. By the time the movie's over, though, it's clear that they just lack the manners that humans take for granted. They implant visions in the heads of those they'd like to meet (including a boyishly charming Richard Dreyfuss), which comes across as psychic torment... they physically abduct others, which is shown in a gut-wrenching scene of a little boy being torn away from his mother (played by Melinda Dillon) in the middle of the night... they return vehicles they've picked up over the years, resulting in empty American fighter planes being found in rural Mexico, thirty years overdue, or oil tankers being unceremoniously dropped in the Gobi desert. These occurrences are chased after and puzzled over by a team of government agents, led by Francois Truffaut and his assistant/interpreter, Bob Balaban. They are the ones who finally determine what it is the aliens are trying to say, and it's that they want to meet at Devil's Tower, Wyoming. And one world-changing night, they do.

It's astonishing how long that final encounter is... it lasts almost forty minutes. And it's a masterpiece of special effects and emotional orchestration, gradually revealing layer upon layer of wonder until there's nothing left to do but gawp. First three of their ships appear, then they actually communicate (through John Williams' derliously complex music, which seems to be the alien's form of communication), then a whole flotilla of alien craft appear, THEN the mothership appears, THEN the humans and aliens, finally able to understand each other, perform a pulse-racing duet of welcome, THEN all those who the aliens have abducted over the years are returned, THEN the aliens themselves appear... and the whole thing is topped off by one lucky human (Richard Dreyfuss, of course, through whose eyes we've seen the majority of this story) being chosen to travel to the stars. He walks up into the mothership and almost literally ascends to heaven, having been let in on the ultimate secret of the universe...

In 1996, in a drive across the country, Amy and I got the chance to walk around the entire base of Devil's Tower, and I was little disappointed to see that there's really nowhere you could build a massive landing pad like the government did in the movie. However, it really put into perspective that climactic shot where the titanic mothership comes silently floating over the top of it. Both times I've seen the film in a theater, that shot brings a shocked gasp out of the audience, and I love hearing that. It's an affirmation of exactly how much a movie can transport you, when done right, and that lights on a screen have the ability to add up to so much more.

I feel that I need to put a few notes here about the "director's cut" of Close Encounters on DVD, which was released in 1998... one choice that I think was very good, and one that was very bad. First, the good... In 1977 Spielberg was pressed by the studio to get the movie out by Christmas, and had to rush a few editing choices. After making half a gazillion dollars, Columbia decided to go for the other half by giving Steven a chance to make his "director's cut" and rerelease the film. One caveat: he had to provide some extra footage of the inside of the mothership, to make it more saleable (in the original cut, we only saw the look on Richard Dreyfuss' face as he stepped inside). He did, and the "Special Edition" went on to do just as well as the original. On the DVD release, that extra footage exists only as a deleted scene, and isn't incorporated into the film. I have to admit, as a kid, I loved the view of the glittering inside of the ship, but in retrospect it's kind of overkill, and is better left up to the imagination. Good job, Steven. Now the bad choice... that beautiful shot I mentioned before, of the mothership and Devil's Tower, is the main menu screen. I understand, by now everyone has seen the film and knows the image, but seeing it as the first thing when you put the disc in robs it of the anticipation, don't you think? I have a vision of myself showing it to Lily for the first time, having to make her look away as I load the thing... In any case, it's the only blemish on the most perfect movie experience of my life.



2. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)

Willy Wonka kind of freaked me out the first time I saw it. I can't say exactly where or when that was, but I recall the feeling I had coming away from it... wondering what really happened to the kids who fell by the wayside, what trials they had to go through because of their own deficiencies. I know there are people out there who think that the story's a little too harsh for children's fare, but the movie, as well as Roald Dahl's book on which it's based, has no more of that thin streak of cruelty running through it than nearly all un-Disneyfied fairy tales (just ask Jiminy Cricket or the Little Mermaid how those stories really turn out...) I was probably too young to realize that everyone has their flaws, whether it's their own fault or not, and being punished for them doesn't always seem fair, but I couldn't help feeling for them a little bit, and being suspicious that it was never truly revealed what happened to them.

Five children (including our hero, the fatherless, impoverished Charlie Bucket) win a contest whose prize is a tour of the inaccessible Wonka chocolate factory, guided by none other than the reclusive Mr. Wonka himself. They go through many fantastic candy-making rooms -- each one a disguised moral test that trips up one of the flawed other children -- until only Charlie is left standing, and then learns that he's won the best prize of all.

The genius of the story is its understanding of what kids are all about: instant gratification (in the form of candy), the power of imagination, earning the pride of their elders... everything that's important to kids is there. Put it together with bright colors, gigantic mechanical scenery, and catchy music (provided by Anthony Newley, no less) and you have a film that, I'm proud to say, I stopped counting my number of viewings of after 50 times. I know there are people out there who view films over and over obsessively on video, but keep in mind that the majority of my viewings were in pre-VCR days, when HBO was only one channel and didn't come on until 4:00 in the afternoon. It seemed like they showed this movie ten times a month, and for a while I was there for almost every one, in those glory hours between school and dinner.

Of course, this whole production wouldn't be nearly as captivating if it weren't for the performance of Gene Wilder as the title character. Gene's always impressive to watch... he can commit to any moment, dead serious or ridiculously slapstick, with the same intensity in his ice-blue eyes. He's a study in mischievousness here with his frizzy red hair, swinging back and forth seemingly at random from amused to stoic to forehead-vein-bursting angry at the drop of a hat, but the truth of his performance lies in that there's always a logic to Wonka's emotions. He's a man who in always in control whether he seems like it or not, and Gene's generous heart shines through every second he's on screen. He's playing the kid’s idea of the ultimate adult, really -- a man who can change the world at his whim, in whom you must put all your faith (even though you suspect he can't entirely be trusted), and who holds your fate in his hands. (In looking up some random facts for this, I just learned that Gene's well over 70 years old! Impossible!)

In recent years, there have been new incarnations of Wonka, from the candy product line (that brought us my personal favorites, Everlasting Gobstoppers and Nerds Ropes) to the Tim Burton remake of the film, but this original is the version I identify with. Not only that, it has, in my opinion, the best ending line ever, courtesy of Dahl's co-screenwriter, who was called on vacation by the studio to phone in a better ending:

"You must always remember what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he ever wanted."
"What's that?"
"He lived happily ever after."



3. Contact (1997)

There’s something about first-contact films that really reach out and grab me… I suppose that, being brought up without a clear-cut religion, meeting an alien civilization is the closest analogy to envisioning God I have. This is the second of three films of this type I have on this particular list, and it strikes a glorious middle ground between the other two: where 2001 is cold and remote, and Close Encounters comes dangerously close to going over-the-top with its lights and music and soft-eyed aliens, this one is the most subtle, the most realistic.

I’ve been a fan of Carl Sagan ever since I watched the original airings of his Cosmos television series in 1980, and this film is based on his sole fiction novel. In it, Jodie Foster plays a woman who has always been interested in listening for signs of life, from ham radios when she was little to massive arrays of radio telescopes in her adulthood. Then one day, The Signal comes… the one she, and everyone else on Earth, has been waiting for, the one that finally resolves the question of whether we’re really alone in the universe.

The answer comes in the form of instructions that illustrate how to build a machine that will transport a single person to an unknown destination. Through many trials and twists, Jodie ends up being the one to go. The machine revs up, the craft is launched, and she is sent through a hallucinatory journey that reveals much of the nature of the universe to her, and to us. It’s clear that the story was written by a serious scientist; the plot is relatively straightforward, with rational thought upending sci-fi clichés in many tiny places, but the heart of it matches Sagan’s own. He was a scientist who saw through the lens of logic, physics, and faith in mankind, and to him the world lost none of its marvel or wonder.

I wish I had known going in how beautiful and dreamlike this meeting with another civilization would be… I guess at first I thought it was going to be another full-blown special effects extravaganza (Robert Zemeckis is a frequent collaborator with Spielberg, after all). In thinking that, I was disappointed, but after taking the time to think about the themes presented in the film later, I realize that anything else would have been playing into the conventions that Sagan meant to dispel. And it’s also no accident that Jodie returns from her trip with no concrete evidence that she ever went at all. The underlying idea of the entire film, underscored by Jodie’s on/off romance with a young priest, is that religious faith and scientific faith are two sides of the same coin. The leap must always be taken, whether it’s God or the Universe itself that is there to catch you.

Even so, I have to say that there are choices the filmmakers made that I don’t quite agree with… a strange choice of special effect that turns Jodie’s face into that of her younger self at an inopportune moment, a plot clarification at the end that probably should have been left open to interpretation… but on the whole it’s a satisfying three-course intellectual meal.

Even if you decide not to see this film, watch the first three minutes. I think everyone should see at least that much, because there’s no way you can experience the first shot and not be humbled. That’s all I’ll say about it, except to repeat Jodie’s character’s rationale for there having to be intelligent life out there: “Otherwise, it seems like an awful waste of space.”


4. Back to the Future (1985)

Sometime in 1984, before my family moved to Ann Arbor, we were invited to an early screening of this movie, destined to become one of the biggest hits of the following year. It’s hard to imagine such a thing happening nowadays… I admit, I have no idea what kind of shape the film was in compared to its finished form, whether all the music and special effects were in place, but I do remember that it was an exhilarating thrill ride even that long before its final release.

Michael J. Fox, back in the twenty-year span when he could convincingly play a teenager, plays a young man who seemed destined to be an underachiever the same way his parents were, who are dead-end suburbanites who started dating in high school, and whose lives went downhill from there. The only bright spot in Michael’s life, is his friendship with a reclusive scientist, who one day reveals to him the biggest secret invention ever: a traveling time machine built out of a DeLorean. The hapless teen sends himself back in time thirty years and manages to break the time machine in the process. This of course, sets up the fact that Michael has to find the younger version of his scientist friend to repair the thing. And like any Zemeckis/Spielberg film, never content to have only one conflict at a time, the situation is further complicated by Michael accidentally diverting his parents away from their fateful first meeting.

One of my favorite things about this film (and its two sequels as well, although the third film more than the second) is how not a frame of film is wasted, and no action doesn’t have a payoff further on down the line. Not only that, but it’s about time travel, as challenging a mental puzzle as I could handle at the ripe old age of twelve. I’ve spent many a time pondering the old “grandfather paradox” (make this the intro to the plot), determining what would happen if you went back in time and killed your own ancestors. No answer seems satisfying or even sensible, and later I was just as mesmerized by the implications of other time-travel films from The Terminator to The Butterfly Effect that for a while I seriously considered writing a non-fiction book about the history of time-travel through literature and film. The whole obsession started here, friends. I remember the pure adrenaline rush my brother and I felt that late summer night after seeing that modern classic, singing the entirety of one of our medley-ish mix tapes a cappella in the back seat on the way home.


5. Flash Gordon (1980)

There were two birthday traditions in my family: you got to choose dinner on your particular night, whether that was veal parmesan or The Ground Round, and also you got to choose one movie to go see. My brother’s choice for his eighth birthday was this film, one of the many members of the subgenre that should be titled “Foreign-Produced Star Wars Ripoffs”. I can’t help but think that it was a joint choice between the two of us, because it seems like a little more than an eight-year-old can handle. Or even for me, who had just turned ten. Still, it’s been one of our shared favorite films ever since, a pinnacle of pure Euro-cheese that hasn’t been rivaled.

The plot hews close to the comic strips and movie serials that it’s based on: a trio of regular folks (a macho hero, a female new reporter, and a half-mad scientist) travel to another dimension to defeat an evil overlord that wants to somehow both destroy and enslave Earth at the same time…

I remember what a spectacle it all was the first time I saw it… first of all, it has an amazing roster of stage and screen stars in it, which I didn’t really appreciate until I was older (Max von Sydow? Peter Wyngarde? Brian Blessed? Timothy Dalton? Richard O’Brien? Chaim Topol?). It makes you wonder what kind of favors producer Dino di Laurentiis had to call in. Unfortunately, Dino missed the mega-franchise boat several times in his career, sometimes too late (Orca in 1977, Dune in 1984), sometimes too early (King Kong in 1976)… but had enough hits to keep himself going.

Flash Gordon should have been one of them. On paper it looks great; first of all, there’s that cast, although it’s effectively hamstrung by putting hapless leads Sam J. Jones and Melody Anderson in the lead roles. Secondly, there’s more art direction in here for four other films, from the flashy red ‘n’ gold disco/art deco look of Mongo City to the metallic sky-castle of the Hawkmen, down to the trippy day-glo liquid skies. Not only that, but the whole thing is set to a glorious score by arty-rock band Queen, which gave it all the 1980 equivalent of street cred.

Sounds awfully kid-friendly, doesn’t it? But there’s a layer of pre-PG-13 adultness lying on top of the proceedings: skin-tight spandex outfits, sexual innuendo, even a strange kid of fetish with gross-out moments involving eyes (which are the two moments I simply couldn’t watch as a kid and still am a little squeamish about to this day). Still, the cast (with the exception of the aforementioned Jones & Anderson) play it so straight that even the campy moments are delivered without a wink.


6. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

Some people love this film. They believe it to be “the thinking man’s sci-fi film”, one that’s so ambitious and meticulous that it’s unassailable. Others see it as an old, inert bit of problematic filmmaking in which the computers have more personality than the humans. And I think they’re both right. You can’t approach it expecting it to be exciting and fun, but if you let it work its magic, it creates a unique kind of spell. I think it’s telling that the last time I watched it all in one sitting, I had a blinding headache and specifically picked it to let it wash over me, wanting both a minimum of mental stimulation and enough time passage for the Excedrin to kick in.

People say that there’s a lot of things left open to interpretation in the plot, created jointly by the writer Arthur C. Clarke and filmmaker Stanley Kubrick, but I don’t see it that way. It hinges on the conceit that there’s an alien intelligence out there, one that comes along every million years or so to test us and help us achieve the next level of evolution. This idea is first presented in an extended prologue in which ape-like proto-humans find a black stone monolith suddenly in their midst. The one who overcomes his fear and actually touches the motionless intruder later begins using bones as tools. The film then flash-forwards to the titular year, in which mankind finds another monolith, this time unearthed in a crater on the Moon, which gives its discoverers a psychic command to travel to Jupiter. We follow this ill-fated mission, in which man (Keir Dullea) and machine (the omnipresent red eye of the HAL-9000) face off in a slow-motion duel to the death. Man prevails, and is rewarded by a protracted metamorphosis stage before emerging as the next step in human evolution, the Star-Child.

That’s the whole thing, and it takes two and a half hours to unspool. Kubrick loves to mediate on moments, and there are plenty of them in this film. It’s also full of recurring motifs (those black monoliths, birthdays, mankind’s similarly-shaped tools -- from prehistoric bone to bleached-white spaceship). The music is amazing, using classical waltzes right alongside avant-garde soundscapes from Gyorgy Ligeti, and the special effects, even seen from the perspective of twentieth-century CGI, are still perfect.

For not having all that much happen, a lot is going on in this film, and is best enjoyed after a lot of thought later on. If that’s your idea of a good time, then you probably already love this film. I’m with you.


7. Aliens (1986)

I have a theory about sequels to hit films. In order to truly succeed, they have to do one of two things: go for a completely different style from the original film, or expand the mythology of the original -- make that first story a small part of a much larger canvas. Aliens does both at the same time, surpassing the original in every way, from effects to suspense to action. This was James Cameron’s first film after bursting onto the scene with The Terminator, and he brought that independent sensibility the big-budget sequel with an integrity and inventiveness that 99 percent of the sequels out there simply don’t have.

I have to admit, I was skeptical when I first saw the cardboard standee in the movie theater lobby stating, “Aliens… this time, it’s war.” Actually, I distinctly remember thinking, “Oh, I don’t think so.” But I never was a good barometer to measure a film’s success by (I was sure that The Lord of the Rings was doomed to abject failure before I saw it), and this was the third film I ever saw twice in the theater. But the plot is beautifully simple in relation to the original: it goes back to the fact that the ill-fated crew of the Nostromo, of which Sigourney Weaver was the only survivor, found a whole cache of alien eggs on that strange planet it landed on before being picked off one by one by the occupant of a single one of those eggs. Sigourney’s escape shuttle gets picked up after she’s been hibernating for almost 60 years. That haunted planet has since been colonized, and the thousand-odd residents have suddenly stopped contacting Earth. Sigourney agrees to go back with a platoon of space Marines, provided that it’s purely an extermination mission. Of course, it’s not quite that easy.

It’s amazing how Cameron ups the ante on this one… the most obvious being that there’s tons of the multi-talented aliens to be dealt with, not to mention their gigantic Queen… emotionally, Sigourney has to contend with the fact that her daughter back on Earth has passed away in the year since she went away, and then finds the sole survivor of the infested colony to be a little girl. Also, she has to make her peace with an android, the very same type of character that betrayed her the first time around. And of course, there’s tons of action, which can almost be seen as a Vietnam parable… the technologically-advanced Marines have to contend with the natives, who can blend in seamlessly with their environment, and deal out a fate worse than death to their victims. There’s also a wonderful bit of payoff at the end for something that seems like a comedy bit near the beginning of the film. It’s everything you want in a sci-fi sequel and more.

One more little note about this film: see if you can pick the moment that prompted one of my fellow movie-goers to shout out “JESUS CHRIST!” in an otherwise silent theater…


8. Brazil (1985)

Ah, Brazil. The more years pass, the more the world looks more like Terry Gilliam’s black-humored version of Orwell’s 1984. But where Orwell’s vision was the ultimate in communist oppression, full of rationing and civilian monitoring, Gilliam’s government-gone-wrong depicts a society that is being eaten alive by its own bureaucracy. It’s one of the darkest comedies out there, and you have to know from the outset that it’s not going to end well.

Jonathan Pryce plays a man who (of course) works for the government, an accountant for a government where typographical errors can get a person arrested and killed – and then billed for the electricity and labors costs incurred by their own ”interrogation”. His soul-crushing job of shoving receipts into pneumatic tubes all day is tempered only by his dream life, in which he’s a majestic, flying superhero battling giant samurai warriors in a continuing quest to save a beautiful maiden.

His waking and inner lives collide one day when he literally sees the girl of his dreams… and he’s drawn into a twisty, surreal investigation of a man wrongfully abducted by the government, who has ties to a renegade terrorist/plumber(!) played by Robert DeNiro. Gilliam’s fondness for gigantic sets and visual metaphor follow him as he becomes implicated in the very crimes he’s trying to solve… and it’s only through his dream life that he can save himself when his number finally comes up. Whether you consider Brazil to have a happy ending or not depends a lot on how you perceive your own world, and leaves you with a lot to ponder.

It’s the little things about this overblown production that make it human – Katherine Helmond’s parade of shoe-shaped hats and infatuation with plastic surgery, the gleaming vision of futuristic architecture that turns out to be a scale model next to a desolate industrial wasteland, the way Jonathan and the man in the next office have to share a single desk that sticks through a hole in their shared wall… One of the most chilling parts comes when Jonathan goes out to dinner with his fiancée and future mother-in-law. The restaurant where they’re eating is hit mid-meal by a terrorist bomb in the kitchen, and the waiters simply set up bamboo screens to shield the customers, who go right on eating, from the flames and screams. It’s clear that this sort of thing happens all the time. Are we really that far from bringing that mentality into the real world, when we’re under a constant state of threat by unseen forces? And are we really that far from a world where the government abducts and tortures its own residents for information about insurgents? Maybe we never really were that far, and only now with the freedom of information that the Internet brings, we’re realizing our own true colors. But Brazil looks more and more like the real world all the time.


9. Krull (1983)

Here’s another entry into the foreign Star Wars rip-off genre, although it tries to mesh its sci-fi aspects with the multitude of swords-and-sorcery films that came in the wake of Excalibur and Conan the Barbarian… but so help me, it’s entertaining. It’s another one that ran perennially on HBO back in the day, and its flying glaive has carved out a special place in my heart.

Krull actually borders on copyright infringement, it cribs so much from the original sci-fi classic… it was even released in the same year as Return of the Jedi. You’ve got a feisty princess held prisoner in a more literally “hidden fortress” by an inhuman villain and his countless white-armored minions. Meanwhile, a naïve hero with an ancient, mystical weapon (in this case, an indestructible, jewel-encrusted throwing star), an elderly sage, and a small band of outlaws try to save her. There’s even a thin, fussy British guy and his short counterpart (the immortal David Battley, who was also in Willy Wonka, and a little kid) as comic relief!

Sounds awfully familiar, doesn’t it? But Peter Hyams and his team tried very consciously to take every sci-fi/fantasy convention they could think of and shoehorn them in to create a solid two hours of entertainment unlike anything you’ve ever seen. Just name it, and it’s in there – a benevolent Cyclops, a blind seer, shapeshifters both good and evil, Harryhausenesque giant stop-motion spiders, even horses that fly!

Come to think of it, this film has a rather strong acting pedigree as well… Freddie Jones, Lysette Anthony, Francesca Annis, and a then-unknown Liam Neeson… It’s a great guilty pleasure that keeps presenting something new every two minutes. As a kid, it seemed like the biggest epic I had ever seen… and you know, it still kind of does.


10. A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)

It took the contributions of both Steven Spielberg and Stanley Kubrick to make a film that made me totally rethink the path of human evolution… for a while there, I was completely convinced that human beings’ entire purpose on this earth is to create the next stage of life… the thinking machine. I still kind of halfway believe it; watch this movie, then look at how the machines we use every day are getting more and more lifelike, and you’ll see what I mean.

The whole question A.I. raises is this: how should we, as human beings, deal with machines that are (for all intents and purposes) real, even better and smarter than the real thing? And how should those machines deal with themselves? I’ve never been more convinced that the day when we have to answer those questions is coming.

It all starts when a near-future couple whose child has gone into a seemingly unrecoverable coma decide to buy a replacement child, a “mecha” to take the place in their hearts that the “orga” has left empty. They grow attached to the robot boy, but things get confusing when their biological son wakes up from his coma. Conflicts and sibling rivalry arise, and since they can’t just return the mecha boy or shut him off, the agonized parents leave him out in the forest. The boy (in an astoundingly deep performance by Haley Joel Osment) finds a whole society of cast-off robots, and with the help of a kind of gigolo-tronic mecha played by Jude Law, begins the search for the answer to the ultimate question… who are we, and what’s the point of it all? It’s a robot’s question, but it applies equally well to real people, and this trip through a beautiful/sad future is a millennia-spanning mediation on the answer.

The history of the film’s production is rather convoluted: It’s originally Kubrick’s idea, but he died just when a collaboration with Spielberg was starting to yield some fruit, and also at the time when CG effects were getting close to pulling it off what they envisioned. Spielberg took the reins to finish the project, and it’s really a testament to Spielberg’s genius that so much of Kubrick’s vision makes it through intact. They made a great collaborative team: just like the way Lennon and McCartney forced each other to balance the fine line between pub sing-along and avant-garde rock, Kubrick’s sterile, cold storytelling both tempers and is enlivened by Spielberg’s sometimes over-sentimental tendencies. For every robot that’s brutally torn apart in a weird kind of gladiatorial rodeo, there’s a sweet Pinocchioesque subplot. It all makes for a supremely thoughtful and delightful film.

It’s actually a rethinking of 2001 in a very basic way… in that film, another intelligence comes along every now and then to boost primitive humans on to the next level in their evolution. This time, it’s the humans who elevate simple machines to become sentient beings. It’s probably not much of a coincidence that it was released in 2001, either.

Spielberg himself sums up the theme of the film in one of the making-of documentaries, and his short speech has made me think more about the human condition, and of the nature of life itself, than just about anything else I’ve ever read or heard. I’ll finish this list by recklessly paraphrasing it here: “Say you’ve got a mechanical toothbrush that speaks to you. It says hello every morning, knows your name, says encouraging things, and it makes you feel a little bit better before you go off to work every morning. Now, one day you come home, and your dog has chewed that toothbrush to bits. It was really just a piece of plastic and wires, but it seemed almost like a little friend to you and now it’s gone. Now… how do you feel about it?” His point is that it’s mankind’s natural instinct to give inanimate objects thoughts and feelings, and where is the line when you should start treating them as if they really do?

DREAMSTORY #3: SWAY (1999)

The vestigial canvas wings of his overcoat flapped behind him, thrown back against the wind. He lowered his head, knowing that his fedora’s wide brim would deflect the howling wind and force the hat down more tightly on his head, rather then strip it away. The sun had just finished setting, the night sky becoming an irrelevant void above the wash of streetlights, which even now were flicking on, one by one, off into the distance of the avenue, like silent, thirty-foot watchmen. The skyscrapers that stood even higher funneled the wind down from its highest places assault him.

Although the evening air was whipping cold all around him, he was warm. Underneath his overcoat were no less than four layers of tailored clothing: blazer, vest, shirt, undershirt, and between the layers were enough heated air to keep him comfortable for at least twenty more minutes. Even if the distance he were traveling had been twice that, he had warmth in reserve in his eager smile, which he hid from the light as he bowed reverently into the wind. Only two blocks to go.

Others passed by, none of them noticing that he maintained a course as straight as the flight of an arrow while they were gently shunted aside, separating and rejoining behind him like the wind itself. A ragged, half-blind man looked up from his seat in the shelter of a storefront doorway, and saw him only as a steady shadow, an iceberg slowly drifting by against the tide.

He was almost there. His eyes met the garish flickering sign, which declared to the entire street that this was Le Jazzzzz Spot. It protruded into the street, seeming to overrule all the similar signs. If he had closed his eyes as he walked – and he almost wished he could, considering the thin, frozen tears that the wind was pinching out of the corners – he could have found the way without any kind of aid. It was the only possible destination for him in the universe, as if he were being guided true by something completely outside the realm of this sodium-arc and neon world.

Before he knew it, he was stepping out of the path of the wind, into the club’s outer vestibule. He raised his head, no longer needing to worry about losing his hat, and saw the condensation hanging like a stranded fog on the ancient glass of the door. His bare had came out of his pocket and touched the icy metal of the door handle, shocking his system back into full awareness. Only now did he realize how tense and hunched he had been in the face of the wind, and straightened, rolling his shoulders to relax them. He pulled hard, forcing the door open and allowing him access.

The first thing he felt was the warmth of the air in the small lobby. Actually, the wind outside had been so aggressive that all he felt, for a few euphoric moments, was glorious lack of cold. The lobby was little more than a place to sand while the coat check girl assigned a number to articles of clothing, but now a dozen men and women stood around, smoking furtively, as if the act were prohibited inside the club. Already he could feel that familiar clarity in the air, as if a prayer or benediction were being given in a nearby room. They could sense that special quality too, he was sure, and had gathered here in uncertainty rather than go to it, unwilling to commit their ears to anything. He understood their hesitancy, remembering his own intimidation the first time he had heard the sound. He tilted his head. Hints of his true destination came from elsewhere, one that was not a place, but a melody, produced by a voice that ran like a quiet riptide under the silken fabric of the air.

He moved among them noiselessly, like a ghost, the only revelation of his presence being the residue of autumn air shearing off his overcoat, which he removed as he passed by. He glided to the coat check counter, passed the loose pile of col fabric across to the woman inside. He cold see that the smile she greeted him with was a reflection of his won.

Turning to the padded swinging doors at the far end of the lobby, he was treated to a fleeting preview of the night’s entertainment as a couple pushed their way in ahead of him. The voice came drifting out of the gap, luring him in as it meshed with the piano and double bass. It was clear, low, and pure as melted spring ice.

His hand pressed against the padded red vinyl of the door, which was studded with jewel-headed upholstery nails. For a brief second, he thought he saw a flash of light through the single, porthole-sized window cut into the center of it, light reflected from countless blue sequins under stage lights. He lowered his head again, the brim of his hat eclipsing the sight from his view. He didn’t want to see her through glass or any other indirect way. He wanted the light that reached his eyes to be straight from her hair, her skin, with nothing in between.

The sound of the jazz trio washed around him as he stepped into the club, bubbling like a gin fizz. What struck him most, every time he came to see her perform, was the number of people in the room. If he had closed his eyes as he entered, he would have guessed that there were no more than a handful of people sitting at the small round tables around the room, not the two hundred that were actually there. The second thing that he always noticed was how little they moved. He had been here many other night, when many other people had taken the stage. People would talk continuously in small pocket throughout the set, or at least punctuate the music with the addition of the ice clinking in their glasses as they lifted it to their lips. On nights like this, however, when she performed, no one moved. It felt as if no one breathed, either. Her presence caused the room to undertake that elusive transition from a bar with background music to a concert hall that served drinks.

He removed his hat now that he was inside the club, turning his head to the light and letting her fall directly into his eyes. She stood front and center on the slightly elevated stage, her hands precisely wrapped in a provocative fashion around the microphone stand, swaying hypnotically as she sang a song of dancing with one special man, the one that made the grace of dancing as effortless as breathing. He moved around the perimeter of the nightclub as she continued to sing, filling every piece of air with the strumming lilt of her voice.

As always, she was absolutely breathtaking. Her beauty was subversive, rising from a combination of her looks and her voice combined; he couldn’t imagine experiencing one without the other. Her dress was deep blue and sequined just the right amount, blue flecks assaulting his peripheral vision as his eyes centered on her mouth, that mouth that shaped phrases with seemingly no effort at all, conjuring emotions inside his chest out of nothing but spun breath, drifting pure out across the room, cutting through the smoke and aromatically evaporating liquor.

Her lips were painted a uniform, traditional red color, offsetting the blue of her dress and the stage lighting to focus all attention on them. She seemed to welcome this attention to the most vulnerable part of her, rewarding the close observer with a slight twist of smirk between lines, sometimes revealing the hint of an involuntary down-turning of the corners during a sad ballad. Her mouth alone was worth coming to see.

Her eyes were dark, almost as dark a blue as the dress (he knew, he had studied them for hours), and deeper than they had any right to be. She had a way of making every person in her audience believe that she was looking at them, and only at them, through the entire set. Above those eyes arched perfectly defined eyebrows, curious and sinuously arched. Her hair framed he features in a straight, smooth cascade of black, given flares of red and blue highlights by the colored stage lights that hit her from dozens of angles.

He moved through the crowd as silently as possible, finally reaching his table. The jacket thrown across the back of the bent-wood chair and burning cigarette in the ashtray had marked his territory hours before she had taken the stage. He never forgot to come and place them there.

Only inches above him, she led the band into a somber coda accompanied by a tightening of the spotlight, revealing in her last few lines of lyric that the thoughts she had of dancing with her lover were nothing more than dreams of long ago, before the war, letting the song wind down into a painfully beautiful melancholy. From out of the corner of her eye, she caught him as he sat down, and in preparation for the final roll of the last chord, turned toward her piano player, who sat slightly behind her.

It appeared that she did so to enjoy the final notes more fully, but he knew the real reason. On the back of her head, comfortably nestled in the black waves of her hair, was a small jeweled clip, one of a black cat with tiny rhinestone eyes that flashed pure white out of that dazzle of blackish-purple hair. He had given her that clip for their anniversary, and by turning away she had acknowledged his gift, and him as well. He settled back in the chair as the crowd erupted into cheers, loosening his tie and waiting for her to begin the next song.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

My Top Ten Movies - Horror

I didn’t see a horror film until I was almost 16. I know there are lots of people out there to whom figuring out a way to see a scary movie was a rite of passage, a forbidden fruit that gave them a tantalizing glimpse of the wonders of the adult world beyond elementary school. They plotted and schemed to wake up in the middle of the night to turn the TV on low, or connive an older relative to taking them to a theater past their bedtimes. But I never had much interest.

It took a pair of experiences when I was 15, one book and one movie, for me to see what joy there is to be distilled from the horror genre … one was the novella “The Mist” by Stephen King, the other James Cameron’s original The Terminator. It might be because in both cases the endings were unapologetically downbeat and unresolved, but they gave me that queasy feeling that only the best horror can, sending me stumbling back into my sane, rational world with dread still lingering in my mind. That feeling stuck with me for days, and I came out the other side with a rabid taste for anything creepy.

Don’t get me wrong… I’m not fascinated by real morbidity. I shy away from actual violence, and find it absolutely repellent. I can’t watch real fistfights, avoided the “Faces of Death” video series like the plague, and I consider the most horrific thing I’ve ever seen to be television news footage a real pool of blood on an Israeli street, separating and congealing in the sun. But I think there’s truth that unreal horror can be a great catalyst, the mental equivalent of a roller coaster, that twists you and drops you and flings you around, making you feel adventurous and daring, but still never quite making you think that you’re really in danger. These 10 films do exactly that for me.



1. The Exorcist (1973)

William Friedkin claims, in adapting William Peter Blatty’s novel for the big screen, that he never intended to make a horror movie, but instead one about faith. For various reasons, I’m not sure if that’s true, but in doing so he made quite possibly the best horror film ever made.

It tells the story of the devil himself possessing a young girl (played by Linda Blair) in suburban Washington, DC, and the Catholic priests that come to her house to purge the demon from her. I’ll admit, the film takes a while to get going. There’s a lot of exposition at the beginning, dealing with the little girl’s mother (Ellen Burstyn playing a movie actress) and the tortured of existence of the priest she initially goes to with a plea to help her daughter. When the girl’s situation really starts deteriorating, with much pea-soup spitting and head-spinning, they call in the big guns in the form of an
official exorcist, who is played by Max Von Sydow). It takes death and sacrifice, but the
little girl is finally freed from Satan’s clutches.

I’ve thought about this film a lot, why it works so well. I know I’ve already mentioned Stephen King several times on these lists, but here’s yet another way I can work him in, this time in the most obvious genre. I’ve heard it said that the secret to Stephen’s success is that he brought horror into the everyday world. Instead of spooky, atmospheric places, his stories take place in the A&P down the block, where people buy Skippy peanut butter and Hostess Ding Dongs. These are all stories happening now, and you see so much of your own everyday existence in them that you can almost feel the monsters breathing down your neck, whether they’re shape-shifting spider demons from beyond time, or your own parents. Now, others might say (and I think Steve would agree) that it was Robert Bloch and his novel Psycho that really performed this sleight-of-fiction first, but the idea is the important thing. The Exorcist works because most of it is so commonplace, so matter-of-fact. Even when Linda Blair’s head is spinning around, it’s shot so simply, a static shot, the trickery obvious on the second viewing. It’s that first viewing, though, the very idea of it, that sets your heart racing.

The film actually has a pedestrian, almost documentary feel to it. Dialogue seems improvised, scenes kind of amble aimlessly from one setting to another. All this set-up makes it even more horrifying when the demonic possession really sets in, and Linda is sent flailing around, a deep, guttural voice speaking foul things from the pit of her stomach. The film is so assured, so perfectly clear on what it wants to show us, that there’s never room for us to question its truthfulness. It’s an epic battle staged mostly in a child’s bedroom, good and evil deciding the fate of the world just down the hall.


Even the poster for the film is brilliant, in my opinion. I remember seeing it as a child and assuming that the dark figure on the street was the menacing one. That figure, who is looking up at a second-story window, from which a wide swath of white light is emanating, is actually Max von Sydow’s character. The poster gains its true impact when you realize that is in fact a negative of what’s really going on: the exorcist is really the embodiment of light, standing bravely in the face of the blast of pure evil coming from the little girl’s bedroom.


Although in 2001 Friedkin sent out a reworked version of this (which premiered, strangely enough, in limited release in New York, Chicago, L.A., and Ann Arbor), I can’t say that “The Version You’ve Never Seen” is much of an improvement. The extra doctor scenes are unnecessary, the infamous “spider-walk” scene is best left as a DVD extra, and the subtle addition of demonic faces in the background of other scenes is just cheesy. Watch the original, along with the documentary “The Fear of God”, and you’ll understand what the fuss was all about back in 1973.



2. Barton Fink (1991)

There are certain filmmakers whose movies I don't expect to make sense, at least not right away. David Lynch, as I mentioned earlier, is the foremost. The Coen Brothers run a close second. With artists like these, I've found it best to just sit and let the film wash over me like waves, enjoying the plunge into the rabbit hole, not trying too hard to fit it all together into a cohesive whole until after the experience is done, and there's time to meditate and replay them in my head. The real joy comes later, when some odd bit of throwaway dialogue or unexplained action suddenly makes the whole thing snap into focus. That's the case with the Coen brother's fourth film, Barton Fink, and one of the reasons I enjoy it so much is recalling the moment it all came together, when the entire film flipped over into a whole new frame of reference, moving from black comedy to horror, from just plain weird to perfectly logical.

The film is the story of a New York playwright (the titular character, played with just the right touch of Italian/Jewish otherness by John Turturro) who, in the rush of good reviews for his new play, signs a contract to write for motion pictures in Hollywood. When he arrives in L.A. he finds a strangely lonely, sunlit wasteland, peopled by oddball characters that don't seem particularly helpful in helping him get over his sudden case of writer's block. One of these is played with aw-shucks Everyguy honesty by John Goodman, but he, like everything else, is not what he seems. All these factors, coupled with what seems to be a steadily increasing heat wave, eventually drives Barton to the brink of madness, until his hotel literally erupts into flames.

You're right. On paper, it doesn't make much sense, and I'll warn you now that I'm going to reveal the key to this unusual puzzle of a movie, so if you'd like to try to figure it out yourself, don't go any further... There. I've done my part...

The solution lies first in the fact that Barton is eventually revealed, in little bits and pieces, to not be a very sympathetic character at all. He claims to be writing for and about the "common man" in his plays, but when faced with a real-life one (John Goodman's character), he doesn't listen, interrupting his new friend's tales of the road to expound on how important his own work is. Secondly, it occurred to me on repeat viewings of the film that what happens to Barton is a laundry list of the worst things that could possibly happen to a writer... he suffers from crippling writer's block, is forced to produce material by deadlines issued by the movie studio, has a chance meeting with his favorite writer, who is a helpless drunkard -- and who, we later discover, didn't write most of his own work! -- is forced to watch movies to try to jumpstart his creativity, and finally has to resort to cannibalizing his own work and convince himself that it's the best he's ever done (notice how the dialogue from his play at the beginning and the screenplay at the end are nearly identical?)

So here's the thing... Barton is in hell. One specially reserved for writers who are pompous, vain, and elitist, those who write snooty art pieces and convince themselves that they're writing for "the masses", who they not-so-secretly look down upon. The fact the hotel bursts into flames at the end a literalization of this. I find this film inspiring not only because it does a better job of portraying the alternately lonely and thrilling act of sitting at the keyboard than any other film I know, but it's a constant reminder and a warning: never underestimate who it is you're writing for, and the real purpose behind it. It's a lie to think that you ever write for others; in the end, you're always writing for yourself, and betraying that fact is the worst sin you can commit.


3. Seven (1995)

I've known Morgan Freeman my entire life. I can't recall ever not being able to hear his smooth, mellow voice in my head, to know the casual grace that he brings to everything he does, even if that's dressing up like a hippie and singing about how great reading is. When I was kid, I didn't need him to tell me that, I already knew. But knowing that he loved reading too, well, that just made it all that much cooler.

I think a lot of people feel this way about Morgan. I heard somewhere about a poll that was conducted. In it, people were asked to give their opinions about what a new form of organized religion should be like, given no restrictions. When people were asked who they thought of when they pictured God, the majority of them said... you guessed it. He seems to embody all that is calm, dignified, and self-assured in the world. That's why he's the perfect person to play a detective who has to face down the ultimate killer, one whose ruthlesness and cruelty rivals the Devil himself.

The premise of Seven (or, more precisely titled, Se7en) is a brilliant collision of five supremely talented individuals (the director - David Fincher, the writer - Andrew Kevin Walker, and the actors - Morgan, Brad Pitt, and Kevin Spacey) who conspire to create the most thoroughly disquieting film of that genre spawned by 20th-century media fascination, that of the serial killer...

Bodies begin turning up in an unnamed, perpetually rainy city, each one horrifically (and ironically) based on one of the seven deadly sins (which, for the record, are Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Lust, Pride, Envy, and Wrath), and Morgan and Brad -- the veteran-nearing-retirement and the gung-ho rookie -- are charged to find who's responsible. The body-littered trail they follow gets darker and more perverse with each new murder, and the clues that the killer leaves behind lead them right along to the inevitable conclusion...

There are so many things to admire about this film -- all the performances I've mentioned above, but also the film's odd sense of restraint. No murders occur onscreen, and the way they're left to the imagination makes them even worse. Most of the horror is conveyed through the dialogue, of all things. It out-Hitchocks Hitchock in that respect.

Actually, The most genre-defying part of the film is how the detectives fail utterly at their job, even though Morgan's extensive library research helps them to understand what they're up against. The only reason the case gets solved is that the killer -- a cypher played by Kevin Spacey -- suddenly turns himself in at the end of the second act, with little fanfare. He just walks in off the street and admits to the crimes. And the brilliance of that move on the part of the filmmakers, the sheer poetry of it, is this... after that, things get worse. So much worse.

Morgan and Brad are personally drawn into the bloody masterwork this man is creating, until finally they have no choice but to help him add the final brushstroke. In the end, the madman is dead. The ends are wrapped up (although messily), the psychology of the killer is understood, all questions are answered. But you know what?

It doesn't help in the slightest.

In every other serial-killer film, once the perpetrator is put away, that's the end of it. The case is closed. But Andrew Kevin Walker's genius is that he knows the paranoia that lies in the heart of modern America. We need a rationale, we need a reason not to think that our neighbor might be just as diabolically insane as what we've seen on the screen. That's the allure of the serial killer, that there's a method to the madness. Find it and you can stop the killing. Morgan's rational wisdom and Brad's sheer tenacity should give them the edge. And there was a time when these types of films gave us that comfort, knowing that justice and right could eventually prevail. But what Mr. Walker tells us is that even when they do... they don't. There is violence in the world, random cruelty that staggers the mind, and the books will never be entirely put in balance. Behind this elegant mystery is an inescapable truth about the nature of the world, and that's something most horror films don't dare to reveal.



4. Hellraiser (1987)

I've met Clive Barker a total of three times, and if there's one artist whose career I'd most like to emulate, it's his. He's worked in almost every conceivable medium, letting his insanely fertile imagination take him wherever it wants, and the beauty of his life is that someone's always been there to support his flights of dark fancy. When he wrote plays, he had a close-knit band of friends to act them out. When he started writing short stories (and later, novels), a publisher was waiting on the other end of the fax line, rabid for every word. His art, from pen-and-ink drawings to sculpture to gigantic oil paintings are all well-received and sought after... he even managed to get Disney to support his ridiculous-in-theory quartet of young-adult books, each of which incorporates over 100 original paintings! He's a man who once inked a multi-million dollar publishing deal by giving only the titles of his next four books. Regardless of his unorthodox procedure, though, Clive always pays off. His works transport you to worlds completely familiar and totally alien. So I guess it's no surprise that when Liverpool's fifth-favorite son decided to make a movie, we ended up with Hellraiser.

The film is based on a novella called "The Hellbound Heart", and it is typically atypical Clive... it centers around a Chinese puzzle box that, when you solve it, opens the door to a new dimension of "ultimate pleasure". Of course, one man's pleasure being another's pain, this means that otherworldly creatures appear and rip you to shreds with rusty hooks. This is the fate of one unfortunate man, but he is given a chance at rebirth when his unscrupulous sister-in-law (who in life he was having an affair with) discovers she can resurrect her former lover by dripping blood on the floorboards of the room he died in. As she lures men to their death and continues to feed her increasingly-fleshed out boyfriend, they both find that the engineers of the puzzle box are very interested in not letting their captive get away...

I knew about this film long before I saw it. I wasn't quite up to reading Clive's work at the time, and had heard that the film pushed a lot of boundaries that I just didn't have an interest in having pushed at the time. Just the poster art was enough to warn me off... a man dressed in torn, bloody leather, his shaved head corpse-white and criscrossed with deep cuts, cuts that at each junction were marked by a large pin driven down into his skull... I specifically remember the first time I saw the movie, early in my voriacious horror-watching days. Watching Pinhead (as that terrible figure later came to be called) put the pieces of human face back together like a jigsaw on the floor of dark, chain-draped room, I remember thinking, Now, here's something no one's seen before. And judging how the film was received, that's what a lot of other people thought too.

The film is clearly made by a first-time director, just getting his sea legs in terms of pacing and dialogue. But the ideas are so out-there, so attention-grabbing and visceral, that you can't help but be drawn in. Clive has never been one to shy away in his books and paintings from showing the monsters that others leave to your imagination, and he has no intention of letting us off the hook in film either. From a half-built man dragging himself across the floor to the quartet of creatures Pinhead leads into our world, the world Clive creates is squishily squirm-inducing in many different ways.

Hellraiser isn't without its flaws. It's clear to see Clive's theatrical background at work in the film; every time the action moves outside the small house on Ludevico Street, it feels like a calculated move. And there are several concessions to the supernatural-horror stereotype: dream sequences, menacing street people, etc. Fortunately, by this point in his career, several execrable low-budget films had been made from his works, and it's to his credit that he decided to take the reigns himself. As can been seen from the endless parade of Hellraiser sequels (of which there are currently seven, and only the first of which is any good -- the one made before the creator disowned the series), no one can handle his own material quite like Clive.



5. The Wicker Man (1973)

Every once in a great while, a movie comes along that entirely makes you forget that you’re even watching a movie, one that never hits a wrong note that breaks the spell, thoughts of other things you could be doing don’t even come up, somehow the phone doesn’t ring. It’s as if the entire world conspires to help you experience nothing but that two hours of cinema. That’s what happened with me and The Wicker Man.

I remember seeing the box on the shelf of the video store I worked at for two solid years, but it never grabbed me. I recognized the man on the cover from the TV show “The Equalizer”, which never held any interest for me, and the straw face that dominated the cover art didn’t seem menacing at all, so I wondered why it was in the mystery/thriller section, with a blurb on the cover about how it was “perhaps the most frightening film ever”. Maybe I had burned myself out on horror film by that time. In any case, I could have taken it home any day during those two years for free. But for some reason, I didn’t.

Then, in 2003, for reasons I don’t really remember, I put it on my Netflix list and, on a cool fall afternoon when Amy was out of town visiting her family in Alabama, I watched it by myself. I really can’t remember the last time a film was so haunting, and how every element in it was perfectly placed, leading me along toward its inevitable, disturbing conclusion. It was lyrical, filled with dread, puzzles, and foreshadowing.

It really has a strong pedigree, and I’m surprised more people don’t know about it… it was written by Anthony Shaffer – the brother of Peter Shaffer, scribe of the movie that would have fallen at number 11 on my drama list if I had gone that far, Amadeus -- and stars Christopher Lee, attempting to break away from his shlockier Dracula/Fu Manchu roles, as the devious Lord Summerisle.

The story is that of a detective (Edward Woodward) who travels to a strange island off the coast of northern England to investigate the disappearance of young girl. What he finds there is an isolated community, still living in a nineteeth-century pagan cycle of music, rituals, and farm living. That the detective himself is a devout, celibate Christian only makes the clash of cultures even stronger, and the amoral tone of life on the island make him more and more uncomfortable, until he finally unravels the mystery and learns what the giant wooden sculpture built up on a high cliff is really for.

The strangest thing about The Wicker Man, and perhaps the reason that it’s so effective as a horror film, is its use of music. There’s a siren song that the innkeeper’s daughter sings to the detective the first night he arrives, trying to entice him to come to her room. It’s a repetitive, slow, sweet song, folky and innocent, even though the lascivious message that lies underneath is no secret. When I first heard it I was completely convinced that I had heard it somewhere before, the nostalgia it created so strong that it had to be from way back in my early childhood. I still haven’t managed to pin down how I know the song, although I may have heard it when my mother worked in a combination bookstore/music store in the late 70’s. There are many other memorable songs in the film as well, each one in the same lite-FM folk vein, lending a shimmer of normalcy to the top of the island’s inner life, which is never less than ominous.

I’ve resisted watching the film again in the three-years-plus since I saw it that first time, but know I will again soon, and if its strange spell is even half as potent as it was that first time, it will have justified its place on this list.



6. The Seventh Sign (1988)

Hard to believe there’s a sentimental favorite on a list of horror films, but this is one. I could tell you that it’s a thoughtful film about the nature of faith -- the basic, primal question of religion itself -- or an atmospheric thriller that sees the Book of Revelations coming true and trying to understand how the modern world would deal with it. I could even say that it’s an excuse to put Demi Moore in physical and mental anguish as the soon-to-be-mother of the Antichrist. All those things would be true. But in reality, the main reason it’s here is that it was the first time I went out with a girl named Amy Abernathy, someone you might recognize from the dedication page of this site.

My junior year of high school was a great time. In stark contrast to all my school years up until that point, I suddenly had a ton of great friends. I suddenly found myself spending all my time with the choir and drama groups at school, which had a sizeable overlapping population, and there were always things to do on the weekends. One was going out to the movies… they were still relatively cheap (under $5, mostly) and you could always find people ready to go, especially on Friday night, which was the case with The Seventh Sign. Amy, being able to take her parents’ full-sized van, drove about ten of us to what was then the Fox Village theater on Maple, and we sat together through the drama. Little did we know that we would still be each other’s favorite person to go to the movies with, even whole decades later.

As I hinted at before, the movie is one of those that tries to dig a little deeper into the idea of the Apocalypse. Rivers turn to blood, oceans boil, and Demi comes to realize that not only will her unborn child come into the world without a soul (because heaven’s inventory has run out, heralding the End of Times), but she is the only person who can restore the balance and renew the supply. The reason why this is so escapes me, although I remember it has something to do with reincarnation, which I wasn’t aware was really part of Christian doctrine. Anyway, it’s one of the few films that dares to ask the question pointblank… how does anyone know that their religion is the true religion?



7. 8MM (1999)

This is the second appearance in this list of Andrew Kevin Walker, who has written Se7en, this film, Tim burton's Sleepy Hollow, and strangely little else. I find it hard to believe that someone with claws that long -- long enough to dig deep into the psyche and find fresh, original horrors there -- won't come back at some point, wielding the next great script that will twist and churn in our heads for many long nights to come. Until then, I have his second brilliant piece of work to talk about.

8MM feels like one of those films that slipped through the cracks somehow, as if it were greenlit before the producers even realized what it was about. It paints such a grimly unflattering portrait of L.A. and the Hollywood machine, as a modern Moloch that demands the sacrifice of innocent children, that I still marvel that it even got made. Here's the story... Nicolas Cage plays a private detective, called to the estate of a wealthy industrialist who has just died. While going through his papers, his widow has found a single reel of film that starts out looking like a grainy, homemade porn film, but then shows the brutal killing of a teenage girl by a bondage-masked hulk of a man. Gravely disturbed, the widow charges Nicolas with finding out about the origin of the film, hoping to clear her husband's name, if nowhere else than in her own mind.

Nicolas' investigation goes from bad to worse, from questioning the girl's mother for information to the seediest-of-the-seedy underbellies of America, where human dignity and human lives can be bought and sold like butcher's meat, where porn and death are treated the same -- as a commodity. If you don't leave this film with your faith in human deceny shaken, then you haven't been paying attention. The thing about AKW's scripts, and the reason he gets so far under our skin, is not only that he can tap into that primal fear of chaos and random death that we all live with in the back of our minds. He also has the uncanny ability to show us how violence and cruelty is infectious, a plague in itself. When Nicolas finally finds the men responsible for the death of the girl, he must then decide what to do. In the hardest-to-watch scene in the film, he subdues one of them, and then, unable to bring himself to kill him, goes outside and calls the girl's mother. No less cruelly than the way her daughter was treated, he tells the woman that her daughter is dead... and why? Because he wants her to tell him it's okay to kill this man. He wants permission. It's one of the most despairing scenes I've ever watched. In discovering the truth, Nicolas finds, we ourselves turn out to be no better, no higher above those who hurt others just because they can.

Joel Schumacher (he of the Batman blasphemy) redeems himself as a director here, giving the whole production the feel of the "snuff" films that, he proposes, are bought and sold in secret underground meetings... it all feels like something you're not supposed to see. Obviously, he never shows the actual obscene footage being discussed, although at one point he does show a disturbing montage of them -- only to let us off the hook when one of the viewers points out that the girl supposedly being killed is the same in two different films. It's a cinematic one-two punch, first relief, followed closely by the thought that there's enough of an audience out there for someone to want to fake one of those movies... I have to credit him with keeping the atmosphere as claustrophobic and bleak as it is, when in other work he devolves into candy colors and broad, sweeping comedy. Also, he uses one of the creepiest pieces of music in recent years (Aphex Twin's "Come to Daddy") to amazing effect.

The questions we're left with when it's all over are ones that have been with mankind since the beginning: In a world where it's hardly ever necessary, why do we kill? What does killing do to the one who carries it out? Does it matter whether you kill for a "good" reason or not? And above all, what comes after, for those who are left?



8. Psycho (1960)

They always say it’s the quiet ones… I’ve never known how to feel about that statement. It’s sounds to me like a way of pardoning ourselves for not noticing that there’s a potential killer living next door, a time-bomb so innocuous that no one could possibly notice it until it’s too late. Even so, there are millions of “quiet ones” (a group that probably includes me) that don’t do horrible things. I think that we’re all secretly darker and stranger than we lead everyone to believe; it’s just that outgoing people have more of an outlet for it, a way to disperse that dark energy. There’s a thesis in there somewhere, but in the meantime, here comes my favorite film by a peculiar little English gentleman who somehow had his finger squarely on the pulse of American cinematic thrill-seekers for over forty years.

Hitchcock was, above all, a brazen risk-taker in an impeccable suit. Who else would stage an entire film in a fifteen-foot dinghy adrift at sea? Or stage an entire murder mystery in one continuous shot? Or allow Salvador Dali to create a dream sequence for him? Or base an entire film on animal attacks and then never explain why they were happening? Or use American icons like the Statue of Liberty or Mount Rushmore for backdrops of ridiculously tense foot chases? And, most importantly, who would have the audacity to messily kill off their main character halfway into a movie with no warning whatsoever?

My man Sir Alfred, that’s who. He loved espionage, he loved blondes, he loved seeing ordinary people dropped into extraordinary circumstances, but most of all he loved keeping audiences in suspense. From its screeching score to its ominous imagery of taxidermy and mirrors, there’s no better example, or film that has had a more lasting effect, than Psycho.

The story is the cinematic equivalent of the rope-a-dope… at first, it appears to be about a secretary that embezzles money from her employer so she and her boyfriend can run off together, but halfway through it goes off the tracks and never comes back… namely, when the girl in question (played by Janet Leigh) is brutally stabbed to death in her motel shower by what appears to be an old woman wielding a very large knife. That knife artistically marks the barrier between the oppressed, button-down, insular, victorious America of the 50’s and the wild, free, nothing-is-impossible America of the 60’s. (It also marked the boundary between how safe and secure the 50’s were and how anarchic and scary the 60’s were, but then all coins have two sides, don’t they?)

The rest of the film is taken up with other characters (some live, some don’t) trying to figure out exactly what happened, and why. And by the time the truth is finally found, Norman Bates (played by Anthony Perkins) has wormed his way into the American psyche like few characters have. There’s a great story about when Clive Barker first saw Psycho… he says he saw it in a theater, and liked it so much he stayed for a second showing. Some girls came and sat in front of him, and he spent the first forty minutes knowing how those girls were going to react when that shower curtain drew back… the feeling was so intoxicating that he decided right then that he wanted to create horror for a living.



9. Evil Dead 2 (1987)

In the eighties, there was no better role model for a wannabe filmmaker like myself than Sam Raimi. Here’s a guy who treated his first film, a self-proclaimed “ultimate experiment in horror” called The Evil Dead, as a business venture. He sold shares in the film on the merits of a few minutes of footage, and actually found people canny enough to realize that a cheapie horror flick was a sound investment. He made the film with his friends as cast and crew, and it made back his investors’ money with room to spare. When the independent studios came knocking, he remade it with a bigger budget (and the deceptive sequel numeral “2” after the title). Even if the film were pure crap, it would still be a great testament to self-made success. But the fact is that Evil Dead 2 is a great piece of camp and horror at the same time makes a very rare gem.

Horror maestros like Mario Bava and Dario Argento had been making wildly fantastic gross-out Italian films for years, but the first person to successfully translate it to American screens was Sam. And make no mistake about it… this film exists solely for Sam to trot out every visual trick he can think of. What little plot there is (college students try to spend the weekend in a haunted cabin) serves only to provide situations where gallons of fake blood (red, black and green) and acres of rubber prosthetics can be utilized.

But the real revolution is how Sam expanded on a theme that was barely there in the first incarnation of the film. All the demons, ooze, and muck come with a side of comedy, both of the queasy-laughter and slapstick varieties. For every scene of a coed being molested by tree, or a character’s deceased mother crawling up out of the earthen floor of the root cellar, there’s also a scene of a girl accidentally swallowing a flying eyeball, or Bruce Campbell’s possessed hand smashing plate after plate over his own head.

Bruce eventually chops off the offending hand and attaches a chainsaw to the stump (all the better to chop up zombies with), and this brings up another reason why the lighter elements of the film work so well. Bruce is capable of playing any situation absolutely straight and lending it an air of camp seriousness. It doesn’t hurt that he’s a caricature of 50’s action-hero handsomeness made flesh, either, and to see him willing to make himself look absolutely ridiculous on screen has won him a legion of dedicated fans (and cameos in nearly every Sam Raimi film since).

The climax of the film, where Bruce battles a giant demon head on the edge of a swirling time-vortex, is truly something to behold, and the cliffhanger ending provides the springboard for the next film, Army of Darkness, which amps up the comedy and special effects even farther. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a fun film, but it also highlights how masterfully Evil Dead 2 treads the line between scares and laughs.



10. Scream (1996)

The early nineties were a bad time for horror movies. The slasher franchises that had all but driven box office traffic in the eighties (Friday the 13th, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, etc.) were limping along from sequel to sequel, barely making enough money to justify their own existences. They had become exercises in either hokey comedy or sheer ludicrousness, with seemingly nothing new to contribute. Then Wes Craven, the mind behind the original Elm Street, read a script by Kevin Williamson that hinged upon a deceptively simple idea … since horror is most effective when it reflects the fears of everyday American life, what would happen if one were to turn that mirror on the horror movie industry itself? The result is a crazed funhouse meta-maze that single-handedly injected new life into the genre.

Every known horror cliché is present in Scream, but the brilliant thing about it is that all the kids whose lives are threatened have grown up on a steady diet of horror films, just like all teenagers have. They know all the rules and conventions; one character even clearly spells them out in one of the most memorable scenes. What results is a win-win situation for Craven… when he plays into the cliché it’s with a clever, knowing wink, and when he twists it around and does something unexpected, its impact doubles because it’s flaunting the rules (which he first does by killing off the biggest star in the film within the first ten minutes!)

Add into that a cast that was just gaining traction in their careers (including Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, David Arquette, Rose McGowan, Matthew Lillard, and Liev Schreiber) and you’ve got something that made horror cool again. They got more mileage out of their subsequent films as well, with Scream 2 pointing out the facts and fallacies of movie sequels while playing directly into them, and Scream 3, which combined the “all bets are off” suspense of series-enders with a Hollywood adaptation of the events of the first movie (?!).

Note: One of the down sides of the success of Scream was its use by studios to justify dumping more money into the already tired franchises that it poked fun at. I can almost hear the studio executives exclaiming “See? Horror is back!” as they churned out snoozefests like Jason X (aka Friday the 13th part 10), Halloween H20 and Resurrection (the seventh and eighth in the series), not to mention the crossover Freddy Vs. Jason. Sigh…



Honorable Mention – Pet Sematary (1989)

Everyone has their personal point at which horror stops being fun and thought-provoking and just gets to be too much. For some, it's any kind of horror at all. Some people are physically unable to watch The Exorcist. I'm sure there are others who have been actively looking for that boundary but haven't found it yet. For me, it's the latest round of horror movies, where crafty young filmmakers have finally figured out that the worst thing that can happen to a person isn't to be killed, but instead to be horribly tortured and then killed, or maybe even to live on, horribly disfigured.

There have been two moments in my life when something I was watching (as entertainment, I should clarify) turned horribly wrong and went way past what I was comfortable with. I think it's fitting to leave this section with a few words about those times, since they point to the keystone of the horror experience, finding that boundary and testing the waters beyond...

The first was at a community theater production of Tennesee Williams' Suddenly, Last Summer, which my father directed when I was about 10. I went to an evening performance with absolutely no idea what the story was about. It takes place in an insane asylum, and is basically a long argument between a woman and a neurosurgeon as to whether the woman's niece should be lobotomized. The girl has suffered some sort of psychological trauma concerning the death of her cousin (the woman's son) and can't leave the asylum. When it was finally revealed, near the end of the show, exactly how he died (and I'll leave that up to you to find out, if you don't know already), in a long, almost abstract monologue by the niece, I began to feel weird. My ears and face got strangely hot, and I began to start feeling dizzy and lightheaded. It wasn't until much later that I realized that I must have been on the verge of fainting. I had no idea that simply hearing someone talk could do that to a person, and it might be the very reason I waited as long as I did to start watching horror in any of its forms.

The second was Pet Sematary, which I, Amy, and a group of friends went to see a midnight showing of the weekend it opened in the spring of 1989. I understand, the reason people go to horror movies in flocks is for comfort, but in this case it really didn't do any good. The place was packed, but it in no way diminished the pure queasy nastiness that the film conveyed.

It's no surprise that this was a film based on a Stephen King novel, but not quite as well-known that King almost didn't publish the book, because he thought it too bleak and disturbing. And that's exactly what it is. It centers around a man who relocates his family to rural Maine, and in the course of learning about his new surroundings hears rumors about an old Micmac Indian burying ground back in the forest, past the pet cemetery that local children have constructed. Sure enough, when the family's beloved cat dies, they go the extra distance and bury it in the wilderness beyond the cemetery. It comes back, although changed somehow, meaner and, well, just different. When tragedy strikes and the family's little boy is killed by a speeding semi, the father crosses to the dark side and resurrects the little boy as well, and anyone who knows the story of the Monkey's Paw can tell you how bad an idea that is...

It really is a gruesome, campfire-ghost-story-gone-too-far on the page, and if can be said that it's a sign of quality when a film can capture the spirit and atmosphere of a novel, then this is one of the best films ever made. The production is slathered in dread and the inescapability of death from beginning to end. There are dozens of cringe-inducing moments, but none of the good kind. A subplot in which the wife talks about her long-dead sister, who turned into her family's dirty secret when she became physically and mentally twisted by spinal meningitis, as well as a flashback scene when a local boy's body is shipped back from World War II, only to be seen wandering around town several days later, are only two of them.

The truly horrible thing about this film is how it doesn't turn away, doesn't spare you any of the misery that these characters go through, and never gives you a sense that things are going to work out, just that they're going to keep getting worse, and worse...

I've never seen the movie since that night almost twenty years ago, and frankly, it's not just because I'm afraid to, but equally because I think it might seem to be so much less than I remember, cheesy where I remember it to be gut-twistingly dreadful. For me, it's better as a memory of that night where at least one of our friends actually ended up hiding behind her movie seat. Because isn't that what horror movies really are? A roller-coaster ride that you can point to and say "I survived that... how far can you go"?

Thursday, July 15, 2010

A Lily Moment

The other night we were all in our living room, and just happened to catch part of Dirty Dancing on the ABC Family Channel. When one of the characters swore and it wasn't bleeped, a conversation began about it, that as it went along went something like this:

Me: I heard that the Supreme Court just made a decision about how the FCC can't keep fining stations for airing bad words without more consistent rules. I wonder if they kept it in because of that.

Amy: How do they get away with showing this on ABC Family anyway? When you think about it, Jennifer Grey is only supposed to be sixteen, and Patrick Swayze is twenty-something.

Lily: I'm two!

And then we cracked up. But it was the first time she had jumped in and participated in a conversation like that!